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Of Uselessness and Profitability

ilikepike

If I don’t get a steady job soon, I’m going to run for Congress and put my uselessness to work.
#ilikepike #uselessnessyoucantrust

xoxo – Pikey

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Important for every writer, really…

I has word acumenWordsmithery for the win.

xoxo – Pikey

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Delusions of Adequacy

For those who pat themselves on the back for even the most mediocre effort, I’ve prepared an award. Congratulations, champ! Here’s something else you can tout over your peers having done only the bare minimum to achieve. Having earned this prestigious award – the only one of its kind – you now belong to a select group of fine individuals called “everybody who showed up.” Mazel Tov.

xoxo – Pikey

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